And the winner is:
originally there was a 34th Chilean miner.
More:
...Bob Geldof has organised a fund raising concert in your honour.
...you eat the 'r' from your hashtag.
...u just start eating Ketchup packets
...u pour water in cereal
...the dog starts looking like he would make a great BBQ
...you convince your woman to role play as a lion and gazelle. Just waiting to eat that meat.
...you in a quiet class and your stomach the only thing answering questions.
...keep staring at your spongebob pillow.
...you start thinking of ways to cook your goldfish!
...you keep looking in the fridge hoping the next time something will be there...when u bite ya finger eating.
...you eat MY cooking. even i don't eat that shits.
...you're watching super size me and instead of getting disgusted you pick up the phone and call mcdonald's delivery.
...you say it's nasty but still eat it.
...your tummy starts speaking another language.
...u try and throw up jus so u can eat your throw u.
...the remains of the 2 week old burger and chips you find under your sons bed looks good when you find it!
...your talking to someone and mistake alot of their words for food "I was tellin you about the fires."Did u say FRIES??"
...when you can smell the food on the Food Channel.
...you're watching The Food Network and lick the TV screen.
...all you can think of is ikeameatballsikeameatballsikeameatballs.
...you eating the complementary breakfast at a hotel you not even stayin at.
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