Fun quotes and facts about Bear Grylls

 

Zapping through the channels and suddenly finding Bear Grylls is like driving on a road and seeing a traffic accident. You don't want to look because you are afraid of the horrible things you might see, but somehow it mesmerizes you and you just can't take your eyes away. No matter how disgusting it is.

He always have to go the most dangerous place, with the most dangerous animals and do the most dangerous things that would kill a normal person for sure. And everytime he says; "But I am going to do something even more dangerous than that!" Argh...

But I have to admit that he have some great quotes sometimes.

- Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well presented body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, “WOW….what a ride!”

- The difference between ordinary and extra-ordinary is so often just simply that little word - extra. And for me, I had always grown up with the belief that if someone succeeds it is because they are brilliant or talented or just better than me… and the more of these words I heard the smaller I always felt! But the truth is often very different… and for me to learn that ordinary me can achieve something extra-ordinary by giving that little bit extra, when everyone else gives up, meant the world to me and I really clung to it…

Funny quotes and facts about Bear Grylls:
- Bear Grylls climbs Mount Everest every day as a warm up routine. If he ever sees other mountaineers on the mountain he skins a polar bear and wears its skin and pretends to be the yeti screaming and cursing at those he cross his path.

- There are 7 uses for bear grylls pee that we have discovered so far
1. peeing
2. putting out fires
3. MAN marking his territory against WILD animals
4. drinking
5. cooling brains in desert
6. disinfectant
7. unsticking skin from frozen surfaces

- Bear Grylls was once so hungry he actually did eat a horse. The only thing he spat out was the jockey’s helmet

- Bear Grylls was actually on the flight that crashed in LOST, but he found his way out

- If Bear Grylls falls in the forest and nobody is around does it make a sound? No, because Bear doesn’t fall.

- Bear Grylls aligned the Earth with the North Star so he could find his way around.

- Bear Grylls has died twice but managed to survive and escape heaven each time.

- It’s a well known fact that in the event of nuclear holocaust two things would TRUELY survive; cockroaches and Bear Grylls, afterwards Bear would simply eat the cockroaches for protein.

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